A serious business proposal to Casey Serin

A proposal to Casey Serin: The Worlds Most Hated Blogger

Casey, my friend, not everyone hates you. We might think you're an idiot but we don't hate you. As a matter of fact what would you say if I told you I want to send you $10 a week every week for the rest of your life?

I also know there are other non-haterz that have offered to chip in making this a clear opportunity to enjoy some of that sweet, passive income we would all like to have.

As a matter of fact if you decide to take up this offer the first weekly payment will not be $10 but $100.00 cash money!

The supporterz would be a positive force in Casey's life and if 10 people went along with me I think he might do it.

But Casey, should you read this, there are rules you must abide by in order to enjoy that sweet, passive income.

1. Casey must establish a private blog only open to monetary supporters and agree to write at least every other day. The post must be meaningful and at least 500 words long. This should not be a problem for you (the length).

2. Comments would not be allowed to be deleted. If people send you sweet, passive income they should be allowed to voice their opinions where other members of the supporterz group can see them as well. A member of the supporerz club is anyone who sends YOU $10.00 per week. Supporterz rule, they can not be "kicked out of the club" for any reason whatsoever except if they miss a weekly passive income payment. Think of it, at $10 per week if all you had was ten supporterz the $100.00 generated would make you a rich man.

3. You must prove to me beyond all doubt that you are our beloved snowflake. This proof of your identity must be in the form of photo's. A photo of you in front of your van, holding a recently published newspaper with his laptop so positioned we can clearly see this blog, would be clear proof it was you and with that proof payment of the first $100 would be made immediately.

4. You must agree to log in and answer at least five questions, posed by your supporters that send passive income, every other day.

5. Every other day you must agree to post a minimum of two photos taken of your surroundings.

6. As a supporter, I am not a member of the haterz club, you must agree to post one photo a week that I request. Perhaps I want a photo of you holding the shovel your bury your shit with? Your pile of dirty clothes? The vans pantry? A photo of your creek?

How about tiered access?

Instead of the tired Bronze, Silver and Gold memberships of yesteryear why not try something new? You could have a "Murse" membership for $10 per month, they get limited access. The next level would be the "Casey" membership for $20 per month. This would be similar to the silver memberships and closer access would be a membership benefit.

Next up would be the "Anal Cleanse" membership providing unlimited access with weekly video cams. This would be the Gold Standard membership and would go for $50 per month.

Seriously think about it, think how far $50 would go right now while you are living in a broken down van by a creek with no water.

I want to do this. Think this over, keeping us entertained can create sweet, passive income.