Friday, August 14, 2009

I emailed Casey only to get an automated response.

On August 6 I suggested Casey's site in my Blog http://caseyslifeline.blogspot.com/ and four days later he fires up with http://serin.us/ where the name keeps changing around. Family flavor or whatever.

I first suggested a sign on Camp Idiot and right away we had a dozen people say they would join and that was over a period of an hour or so.

This is a big country with a lot of people and Casey sure does have a fair number of haterz but haterz can be money makers if he was smart.

Think of this a moment.

Casey has an "exclusive" site where he agrees to be on webcam 22 out of 24 hours in the day. You should be able to log on anytime and see snowflake sleeping, looking at stars or even carrying a shovel into the woods for "business". This would be some cool shit.

Casey is obligated to take a certain number of requests.... maybe they can form a "request committee" from six elected active members. Nothing really gross, no watching him shit in the woods or eat bugs, but standing on his head would work. Casey standing on his head, Casey building a fire, Casey eating whatever he can find.

With all the haterz I don't think he would have any trouble coming up with 200 paying members @ $10 a month.

The abuse would be there of course. Casey would be beat up like a redheaded faggot but $2,000 a month passive income for taking shit has to be better than living on $20 a month fighting bears for berries.

He could have "The Casey Show" where for 30 minutes an evening he would open for everyone... then if you want to see more of his day you gotta pay. The prospects are endless.

But nobody is going to trust this fucker with real name/paypal or credit cards so a mailbox has to be an option.

Really sad too, I thought I gave himb an excellent idea.

We had the following email exchange.

Otis Fudfucker wrote:

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And then I receive this.

----- Original Message -----
From: Casey Serin
To: Casey Serin
Sent: Thursday, August 13, 2009 3:59 PM
Subject: 24Hr Notice to Pay or Quit

I see you registered but haven't completed payment. Please finish the
PayPal subscription by logging into your account and clicking the
button. If you fail to do so within 24 hours your account will be
deleted and your spot made available to somebody else. Thank you!


--
Casey Serin & Family
The Profit Sharing Social Network!
Join us at http://serin.us

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What could have been an easier way for Snowflake to collect $100 fast? That's equal to 10 new members the first month and Casey, being Casey, blew it off.

Now $100 to Casey, living in a broken down van in the woods spending much of his time burying his shit, has to be like $100,000 to me and if someone here paid me $100,000 cash in advance I would let them in and they could say whtever they wanted about me.

This is shaping up to be one of Casey's finest fails.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

A serious business proposal to Casey Serin

A proposal to Casey Serin: The Worlds Most Hated Blogger

Casey, my friend, not everyone hates you. We might think you're an idiot but we don't hate you. As a matter of fact what would you say if I told you I want to send you $10 a week every week for the rest of your life?

I also know there are other non-haterz that have offered to chip in making this a clear opportunity to enjoy some of that sweet, passive income we would all like to have.

As a matter of fact if you decide to take up this offer the first weekly payment will not be $10 but $100.00 cash money!

The supporterz would be a positive force in Casey's life and if 10 people went along with me I think he might do it.

But Casey, should you read this, there are rules you must abide by in order to enjoy that sweet, passive income.

1. Casey must establish a private blog only open to monetary supporters and agree to write at least every other day. The post must be meaningful and at least 500 words long. This should not be a problem for you (the length).

2. Comments would not be allowed to be deleted. If people send you sweet, passive income they should be allowed to voice their opinions where other members of the supporterz group can see them as well. A member of the supporerz club is anyone who sends YOU $10.00 per week. Supporterz rule, they can not be "kicked out of the club" for any reason whatsoever except if they miss a weekly passive income payment. Think of it, at $10 per week if all you had was ten supporterz the $100.00 generated would make you a rich man.

3. You must prove to me beyond all doubt that you are our beloved snowflake. This proof of your identity must be in the form of photo's. A photo of you in front of your van, holding a recently published newspaper with his laptop so positioned we can clearly see this blog, would be clear proof it was you and with that proof payment of the first $100 would be made immediately.

4. You must agree to log in and answer at least five questions, posed by your supporters that send passive income, every other day.

5. Every other day you must agree to post a minimum of two photos taken of your surroundings.

6. As a supporter, I am not a member of the haterz club, you must agree to post one photo a week that I request. Perhaps I want a photo of you holding the shovel your bury your shit with? Your pile of dirty clothes? The vans pantry? A photo of your creek?

How about tiered access?

Instead of the tired Bronze, Silver and Gold memberships of yesteryear why not try something new? You could have a "Murse" membership for $10 per month, they get limited access. The next level would be the "Casey" membership for $20 per month. This would be similar to the silver memberships and closer access would be a membership benefit.

Next up would be the "Anal Cleanse" membership providing unlimited access with weekly video cams. This would be the Gold Standard membership and would go for $50 per month.

Seriously think about it, think how far $50 would go right now while you are living in a broken down van by a creek with no water.

I want to do this. Think this over, keeping us entertained can create sweet, passive income.